The Perfect Man
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The Perfect Man

October 19, 2026

According to 10,000 women, The Perfect Man – Poem by Poet Perry Campanella
The perfect Man will be around six feet tall, ” a woman said
clean-shaven, smells so wonderful, like no other, with…
a sense of dress style, be it jeans, leather, or denim, a custom thread,
owns a dog, sweet, loving, good-natured, will only make a hit…

A non-smoker, toker, someone with a sense of humor will only do,
Then let him be with a College Degree,
a sports car, with credit of at least 100,000 dollars, for anything we want to..
some friends, to cheer for all those sports we come to, love, argue, and also disagree…

Above all this bliss…
a kiss now and then so sincere,
hand in hand with his miss
Drivers Licence to ride almost anywhere

The Perfect Man:

The winner has been named in our worldwide
search for the perfect man. After careful consideration
and endless debate, the Perfect man has been named
Mr. Potato Head, He’s tan – He’s cute – around 6ft tall
He knows the importance of accessorizing.
And opens doors for his significant other, and if he looks at another
Girl, you can rearrange his face also pin a long nose on Mr. Potato Head

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